Dos Equis: Ambar

Good god in heaven. This is a shit beer. And not a good shit beer. Just a shit beer. The most interesting man in the world shouldn’t drink this. Neither should the least.

They certainly got the color right, but I’m guessing that’s where the experiment ended. It smells like someone rubbed hops on their sweaty armpits. And the taste can only be described as “pre-skunk”. I checked the sell by date, it’s February of 2018. So this beer did not go bad. It just started bad. It’s heavy in all the wrong ways and is killing my appetite for anything else, except maybe some 181 rum to burn away my taste buds.

0 out of 4 stars. Would give to someone I secretly hated.

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