Oh man, I really wanted to hate on this one. I was so ready. Tecate. Donkey piss, and that’s an insult to donkeys. So many jokes, ready to go.

But alas, I can’t. I didn’t hate Tecate. I didn’t even feel indifferent about it. Even if it’s one of Heineken’s dirty love children. Of course it’s the color of urine, but that’s because it’s a lager. It’s smooth, it doesn’t have a bad odor, and it goes down easy. CURSE MY PREDILECTION FOR SHITTY MEXICAN BEERS!

2 1/2 out of 4 stars. Would get drunk off a six pack. Would NOT order in a bar, you crazy?

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